Monday, June 1, 2015

Lord have mercy.

I leave this blog for four years and this is the kind of sissy shit y'all are into now?

...and you wonder why I got out of the game when I did.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day Y'all!

I Love You Hairy Much

p.s. i may have created a twitter. i may not know how to use it. follow blogofbeards if you would like to watch me fail at twitter.

Monday, January 17, 2011

5th Annual Misprint Beard and Moustache Contest- Austin, Texas

Friday, February 18, 2011
Austin Beard and Moustache Weekend Welcome Happy Hour Meet and greet with facial hair competitors from around the world! Drink specials and no cover!
5-7:30 PM
Liberty Bar
1618 1/2 E. 6th Street
Austin, Texas 78702

East Austin Beard ParadeDeparts from the Liberty at 7:30 PM sharp!
Join a circus of beards, bands, bikes, and bedlam as we take to the streets and march through East Austin! Bring your proudest flags and banners for facial hair glory.
Official Austin Facial Hair Club Contest Pre-PartySponsored by the Austin Facial Hair Club
Pre-register for the contest! Meet the judges! Live music, drink specials, giveaways, a beard pinata, beard Olympics and much more. No cover!
8 PM -2 AM
1016 E. 6th Street
Austin, Texas 78702

Saturday, February 19th 2011

Texas Barbecue Tour
Sponsored by the Austin Facial Hair Club
Join the members of the AFHC for a pilgrimage to the world famous barbecue mecca of Lockhart, Texas.
Meeting time and place TBD. More details at or

Fifth Annual Misprint Magazine Beard and Moustache ContestSponsored by Misprint Magazine and the Austin Facial Hair Club
This is it! Brace your brain, your beard and your liver for the facial hair event of this young millennium. Hosted by standup comic, KLBJ DJ and 2004’s “Funniest Person in Austin” Matt Bearden, this event draws an amazing set of competitors from around the world. Expect this year to be even crazier. DJ Andy the Mouth and DJxHC provide the jams, along with a live performance by Salesman. Drink specials and giveaways all night!
Fiercest Chops
Best Groomed
Sweetest 'Stache
Gnarliest Beard

Doors at 8 PM, $7 Presale/$8 at the door.
Presale tickets available here.
912 Red River Street
Austin, Texas 78702

Sunday, February 20th 2011

Beard BrunchNurse your hangover and swap war stories over a bacon-infused bloody mary and bad-for-you breakfast from Austin’s premier purveyor of artisan sausage. Food and drink specials for competitors and fans!

12 Noon
309 4th Street at Colorado
Austin, Texas 78702

Get your tickets right here!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010